Lapkin

Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.

oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards

by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008

lapdog

One or more females sitting on your lap.

"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"

by Xanier ramirez January 26, 2008

lappish tea-drinking traditions

Used in reference to the vulgar lappish tradition of pouring volatile horse-manure tea down the throats of foreigners, usually resulting in extreme paranoia and occasional outbreaks of dysentery.

It was a terrible affair, they went lappish tea-drinking traditions on the poor guy.

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008

laptopfreak

To stalk a certain Xanga user

I love that laptopfreak; Justin!

by Stalking One May 3, 2005

Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 1, 2010

laptop

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one

THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003