lape

To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.

She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.

by Mokra Cipka December 24, 2007

Lape

1)Unconditional love for dolphins
2)A extreme case of over achiever
3)The opposite of George.
4)Anti-George

"That Matt, he is so Lape for that Dolphin."
"Dude, don't Lape that exam."
"Are you laping me right now?"
"Haha, you just got lape."

by Issam March 31, 2008

Lape

Pronounced LAYPE, this is just like being fraped but on LinkedIn.

I totally just LAPEd you bro, XD

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 1, 2010

Lape

/lāp/
noun

the drawing of a puff of smoke from a water pipe or bong. Often with marijuana or hashish.

verb

smoke marijuana or hashish

“Take a lape off that bong and pass it”

by LA Lapers December 31, 2020

Lape

a place in Spain described as heaven by many different famous people, such as Rihanna, Elon Musk, El Rubius, Pablo Neruda etc.

I went to Lape and my life changed.
-Ariana Grande

by anonymous February 7, 2022