lapkin

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

by Jodi Hendrickson August 24, 2007

lapkin

My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!

Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!

by mama biblio techa April 10, 2011

Lapkin

Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.

oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards

by Hannah poop lapkin April 1, 2008

dappy lapkins

When spooning with your significant other and they fart on your balls.

After eating 6 cheese biscuits, I couldn't help but to dappy Lapkins my man most of the night.

by Jillydillyo December 19, 2017

lapkin

When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"

Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"

by paulydictionary September 28, 2015