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Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.
Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.
lapkin by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007
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My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!
lapkin by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
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lapkin dappy lapkins larkin lacking Lakin lackin lapine Lapping Larking Laking
Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.
oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards
Lapkin by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008
When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"
Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"
lapkin by paulydictionary November 12, 2015
To have fun, frolic and romp about in a slightly mischievous way.
“Now Bert, none of your larking about.”
- Mary Poppins
Larking by Funder82 March 25, 2019
When someone does a harmless prank.
He was constantly larking around the office, looking for a laugh.
Larking by FuturisticFrolic March 26, 2019
When you don't have anything particular in mind, but are looking for an entertaining adventure.
Our group of friends decided to go larking the rest of the day.
Larking by TheJollyantics March 26, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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