Instasteam

Instasteam is the intense raise of temperature during sex or making out that creates sweaty conditions and steam on windows.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and man there was INSTASTEAM !!

by dayandficklecreatedinstasteam June 14, 2009

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

instarvia

when you can’t fall asleep due to extreme hunger

Joey laid in bed for hours due to his instarvia, only to get over his laziness and make himself a sandwich

by sawdo January 29, 2010

instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

instawhip

The act of becoming too attached to a new found significant other in an unusually brief period of time, generally accompanied by nonstop texting, facebook makeout pictures, and a lack of contact with regular friend groups.

Brandon: "Andrew's hung out with his new girlfriend everyday since they started dating. He turned down going out with the guys to stay in and watch Friends reruns with her. He even took her out to a $200 dinner on their second date. They've only known each other two weeks!"

Frank: "Wow, that's a bad case of instawhip."

by jmjboiiii December 7, 2011

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instapapered

When Apple takes the features of an existing third-party product and makes it part of its OS.

Growl just got Instapapered by Mountain Lion.

by gurtu April 18, 2012