Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009

iPoop

A verb. In communal bathrooms (e.g., dorms, workplace), the act of listening to your iPod while defecating to drown out the sound of your own bodily functions, thus covering up any possible embarrassment.

"I've gotta go drop a deuce in the bathroom, but I know it's going to be loud as hell."
"Go iPoop then, you won't be able to hear it."

by JakePatoski November 3, 2005

iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

by Snake September 25, 2005

iphobia

The phobia of mac (apple) products, specifically the iphone, and ipod.
People who suffer from iphobia are always die-hard-work-aholic-pc fans, who believe that pc is the only compatible way to do buisness.
There are several different levels of iphobia...most cases are severe.

Lauren: "Hey, Dad, why didn't you buy the iphone?"
Lauren's Father: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE NAME OF A MAC PRODUCT IN MY HOUSE!"
Lauren: "..."
LD: "Macs are uncompatible with buisness! They're unreliable!
Lauren: "-rolls eyes-"
Lauren's mom: "Ugh, your father is STILL suffering from iphobia?"
Lauren: "-nods-"

by Detert October 7, 2008

IPDR.org

IPDR.org is an open consortium of leading service providers, equipment vendors, system integrators, and billing and mediation vendors collaborating to facilitate the exchange of usage and control data between network and hosting elements and operations and business support systems by deployment of IPDR standards.*

IPDR is an open standard for next generation communication management.

*Source: IPDR.org

by Rito Salomone, www.telecost.com October 7, 2006

iputz

any nerd who claims to be cool because they own an iphone.

that annoying dork who won a freaking iPhone at the office Christmas party is an iputz.

by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008