pumple douche

When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.

I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.

by Tipsymike April 17, 2016

Gym douche

The asshole at the gym that monopolizes multiple pieces of equipment at a time. He has no regard for people waiting. He has his oversized headphones on loud ignoring people purposely that try to get his attention. He'll grunt, sing and drop weights out loud for attention knowingly that he can't hear himself just to annoy everyone around him.

What the fuck! That gym douche is so fucking annoying.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary Douche

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"

by RocketPower10 March 14, 2011

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

Douche

A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.

ex.
Aymane- look who's coming

Cam- awww not the douche again

Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up

Liz- I'm going to class now see ya

by daboiiiiiiz April 9, 2009

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008

Douche

The True Hookah King

Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!

by spencermoody December 11, 2010