Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

Careece

A cutie girl who makes miniature bedrooms and is very gay and especially loves miffy and boobs

wow that’s a clearly lesbian girl….i bet she likes miffy …such a careece….*eye roll*

by Snot girl April 26, 2023

Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Carpaccio

When you drive off with your coffee on top of your car.

Brady: 'Shit! I left my coffee on my car before I drove to work this morning!'

Achilles: 'You must've had a carpaccio then. Dumbass.'

by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued June 10, 2023

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023