baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

Baked

the aftermath of smoking a nice fat blunt!! accompanied by hits from the 3 chamber bong then followed by a rip form the bowl.

dam this is good", "yo pass that shit!!!!" "i cant man this left me baked out of my mind"

by durpaderp December 17, 2010

Bakebook

Taking pictures of home-made baked goods, with emphasis on gooeyness and yumminess, and posting them on Facebook.

I just bakebooked all the dishes from my Scandinavian-themed dinner with my friends.

I just bakebooked some ooey gooey brownies full of yumminess.

by phototrotter February 11, 2012

pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.

God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!

by Kell Bell September 1, 2008

Bend Me Over Baker

describes a girl of classy origin that doesnt like tradition, instead would rather have her head in a pillow, ass up...and thats the way she likes to...

yes bent over, hard and fast, thats is all.

hello, please can you bend me over baker!

by SassySofia February 1, 2010

baker's hundred

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.

The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

by Jonathan FeBland June 27, 2008

baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.

Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.

by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009