yumminess

so yummy

This is pure yumminess!

yumminess by Amy December 18, 2003

yumminess

technical  term to measure how kissable a boy is, and weather it would be yummy, weather his touch could send shivers down your spine...

Ashley : Well he's cute...
Kate: He's nice enough..
Ashley: But is his yumminess factor high enough?
Kate: How would I know?

yumminess by Cortlanddd October 25, 2009

Surge of yumminess 

As explained by Kevin...

When the tingle of yummy hits the back of your throat and makes you smile a little.

Z: Kev, what's the smile for?
Kev: That jelly cookie gave me a surge of yumminess <with a grin>
Sean: My gordita gives me a surge of yumminess all the time <with a BIG grin>

Surge of yumminess by His Roylal Throbness August 30, 2005

Koala Yummies

Small cookies shaped like everyone's favourite Australian marsupial: the koala. Inside these koalas? Why, gooey chocolate delight awaits you.

Sometimes referred to as: ambrosia.

If God ate anything, it would be Koala Yummies.

Koala Yummies by Stan "The Man" Lee March 19, 2005

Yuma Yummies 

The origins of the Yuma Yummy:

In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.

Enter the Yummies:

Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.

Why Yummies?

The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.

Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.

Yuma Yummies by Leo the Lion November 6, 2007

yummyness

the ultimate example of yummy

That cake was straight yummyness.

yummyness by camquon May 10, 2009

Yuma Yummies 

yooma yuumaes, noun. Yuma Yummies (YY's) can be found preying on their favorite victims gullible young horny Marines in any local watering hole in the South-western reaches of the Arizona desert.

YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise.

Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both.

When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY.

Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.

I was cornered by a group of Yuma Yummies in heat and saved myself by throwing my wingman into the herd of and running away.

Yuma Yummies by Lguh6000 January 23, 2018