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janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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fantasy widow

A wife who has lost her husband (temporarily) to his fantasy sports obsession.
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
by FiestyItalianGal July 8, 2010
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TDY Widow

TDY stands for Temporary Duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. A widow is someone whose husband passed away. Combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
My man is gone TDY again, I feel like he's hardly ever home. I'm a TDY widow
by mimimietje December 4, 2010
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black widow

1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004
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black ops widow

a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
by jizzcannon1 November 28, 2010
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weekend widow

A woman, married or in a relationship, who is left alone on a weekend. Often caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other, this state of "temporary widowhood" occurs on weekends, when most couples normally expect to have the opportunity to be together.

Male version: Weekend Widower
With her husband's work schedule taking him out of town Friday through Sunday, Mary's weekend widowhood allowed her to catch up on her nights out with the girls.
by MeganInMunich September 24, 2007
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computer widow

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.
Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.
by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006
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