Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.
A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
Get the janitor widow maker mug.After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.
by FiestyItalianGal July 8, 2010
Get the fantasy widow mug.Related Words
widowmaker
• widows
• Widow's Peak
• widow licker
• widow's kiss
• Widow's memories
• widower
• widowest
• Widows Wine
• widowtracer
TDY stands for Temporary Duty and thus for military men and women who are deployed on a mission. A widow is someone whose husband passed away. Combined, it is used to express that your partner (husband/bf) is away from home and at times, you feel lonely due to that.
by mimimietje December 4, 2010
Get the TDY Widow mug.1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004
Get the black widow mug.a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
by jizzcannon1 November 28, 2010
Get the black ops widow mug.A woman, married or in a relationship, who is left alone on a weekend. Often caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other, this state of "temporary widowhood" occurs on weekends, when most couples normally expect to have the opportunity to be together.
Male version: Weekend Widower
Male version: Weekend Widower
With her husband's work schedule taking him out of town Friday through Sunday, Mary's weekend widowhood allowed her to catch up on her nights out with the girls.
by MeganInMunich September 24, 2007
Get the weekend widow mug.Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.
by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006
Get the computer widow mug.