Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.

That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.

by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025

Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.

Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?

by Klydercal October 13, 2024

Marcy Welch

a crazy old world history teacher that likes stuffing shit into her mouth. also likes to shake ass in the mirror and at church

you act just like marcy welch

by amnarreee May 12, 2022

James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.

Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall

by BradyWelch January 4, 2022

welch lab

A science lab with a complex ventilation system used to keep child prisoners

Has anyone seen Sara since she went into the Welch lab?

by BooonkGang May 10, 2021