weenan

nickname for a short, hair covered, hobbit looking creature that tries to play themselves off as a normal human being. Common attributes are extreme alcoholism, extended heart to heart conversations while intoxicated, and a weakened skeletal structure.

a little weenan kid delivered my tray to me while i was in the hospital today.

hoe perm your fucking weave you're starting to look like a weenan

by Dante Jones May 25, 2011

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Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

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Weenie

A scared person who is afraid to take chances or step out of their comfort zone. Usually, this word is used to describe a person who is afraid to go after the boy or girl that they like.

Ali is a weenie because she won't talk to Nicholas.
Stephanie isn't a weenie; she texted her crush last night.

by Shark10101 June 22, 2007

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weedy stories

Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.

The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.

by ivanytrusk December 9, 2008

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teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

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