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Western Alamance High School

A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.
Oh yeah, Western Alamance High School? I've heard of that. MY emo redneck friend loves it.
by McFuckingKillMyself February 23, 2017
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spaghetti western

a low-budget western film made by a european, especially an italian, film company.
"i'm bored... let's go see a spaghetti western!!"
by kate April 18, 2004
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Westerville

The finest of all the Columbus, Ohio suburbs-- Westerville is the rich man's Reynoldsburg and the blue-collar Dublin. Home to attractions such as the Anti-Saloon League Museum, the Hanby House and the world's largest crystal ball, it's hard to spend an idle day in a city so alive with opportunity. Westerville is conveniently located between Easton Town Center and Polaris Fashion Place. The uptown shopping district features poppin' spots such as Schneider's Bakery, Graeter's Ice Cream and Pasquale's Italian Kitchen. Simply unparalleled by neighboring suburbs, Westerville exudes laid-back sophistication.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"

Person 2: "Westerville."

Person 1: *bows down in the presence of glory*
by DaVille October 9, 2007
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Western Suburbs

The Western Suburbs is located west of the Swan River in Perth, Western Australia and refers to the exclusive upper-middle class “Golden Triangle” of Perth suburbs. The term "westie" is used on occasion to desribe those coming from the Western Suburbs, however it must be noted that it is in no way affiliated with the term used in Sydney. Postcodes between 6007 and 6015 are considered to be within the Western Suburbs which include: West Leederville, Daglish, Shenton Park, Subiaco, Crawley, Dalkeith, Nedlands, Claremont, Karrakatta, Mount Claremont, Swanbourne, Cottesloe, Peppermint Grove, Mosman Park, Floreat, Jolimont, Wembley and City Beach. The Perth-Fremantle Train Line (Blue) runs through significant parts of these suburbs, although not solely and not all of them.

EDUCATION
Families in the Western Suburbs typically hold a high regard for higher education and place importance upon their children’s education. The majority of inhabitants are white-collar professionals, working in such areas of employment as physicians, lawyers, economists, university professors, architects, scientists, engineers, dentists, high-level civil servants and the intelligentsia. The emphasis placed on tertiary education is expected, given that most people living in these suburbs are professionals who hold graduate degrees.

The majority of children from families living in the Western Suburbs attend one of the numerous private schools situated in the Golden Triangle. Compared with other areas of Perth, there is a considerably higher concentration of private schools in the Western Suburbs than elsewhere. Schools in the area include:

Christchurch Grammar School (male-only intake)
• Iona College (female-only intake)
• John the Twenty-Third College (co-educational)
• Saint Hilda’s Anglican Girls School
• Scotch College (male-only intake)
• Methodist Ladies College
• Newman College (co-educational)
Presbyterian Ladies College
• Hale School (male-only intake)
• Shenton College (co-educational, government)

The last of these is the sole Government school, the rest being private, religiously-affiliated institutions. The private schools incur a substantial cost, reaching well into the $100,000s for a high-school career. However, the monetary issue is not usually the deciding factor in choosing a school, given the high income of most families living in the area.

Schools in the Western Suburbs are consistently in the upper echelons of achievement in the states’ Tertiary Entrance Exam and Ranking, priding themselves on both academic excellence and sporting success. Many of the schools partake in interschool-competitions, including rowing, football, netball, hockey and soccer.

The strong academic record of these schools function as a major incentive to Western Suburb parents, because there is a view that they increase the child’s chances of gaining more competitive entrance ranking for Western Australia’s many universities (in a similar facet to North America’s Prepatory School system). Although not a strict rule, there is a fair trend for students from western suburb families to attend The University of Western Australia over the other tertiary institutions.

However, there has recently been some controversy over the behaviour of teenagers attending Western Suburb High Schools. The hard partying lifestyle and bad behaviour of Western Suburb schoolchildren has reached the press, including an infamous party held by Scotch College boys where a stripper was solicited. High levels of alcohol consumption from the early teen years, drug use and promiscuous behaviour have been reported as especially apparent at parties hosted by Western Suburb teenagers.

WAY OF LIFE
There are many parallels between the life of a “Westie” and the life of an American “Prep” of the traditional sense. Many Western Suburb families belong to yachting, golf and/or tennis clubs- taking advantage of the pleasant West Australian climate almost all-year round. Many also partake in swimming and surf club. Weekend morning sport is a family institution, ranging from netball at Matthew’s Netball Centre to Australian Rules football. Lacrosse, soccer and hockey are also popular.

Both foreign and local travels are highly regarded. Many families own second or third holiday houses in the south of Western Australia (“down south”) or, less commonly, to the north. Coastal Towns such as Margaret River, Eagle Bay, Albany, Busselton and Durian Bay are popular choices. In winter, many families head “over east” to the ski-fields of Victoria or New South Wales. During summer, many families spend time at their own or rented holiday houses, and also at Rottnest Island. Those families who own cruising yachts or power boats often stay on moorings and others stay in the island’s holiday villas during the summer holidays and long weekends in March and April.

Western Suburb women often shop at department stores such as David Jones and Myer for basics. Other areas include Kings Street in Perth, Claremont, Subiaco and Leederville. American brands such as Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Calvin Klein et cetera are popular, as too are Australian designers such as Allanah Hill, Willow, Morrisey, Lisa Ho and Josh Goot (to name a few). Dress is typically neat, although with a trendy edge.

Many popular destinations for entertainment include The Claremont, The Subi, the Cott, OB, the Ave, Kuppa, Red Sea, the Llama bar, Cino to Go, Café Café, Broadway Pizza, the Pizza lounge, Ecco, Wagamama, Windsor and Ace cinemas and various Dome cafes. Western Suburb beaches include Cottesloe, Swanbourne, City Beach, Floreat, Leighton and Scarborough (Scabs). Matilda Bay is also popular for picnics, canoeing and sailing.

The speech of those living in these suburbs is often noticeably different to those living in the outer suburbs. The majority of inhabitants use what is called “Educated Australian”, as opposed to the “Broad Australian” accent. The accent is less pronounced, with words being pronounced more softly, with less of an Australian twang. Proper grammar is also preferred. The higher level of education is a probable factor on these differences.
Laeticia: Aaaaw, howya youse girlz goin'??
Josie and Harriet: Fine, thankyou.

(aside)
Josie: Where does that girl come from??
Harriet: Clearly nowhere in the Western Suburbs...
Josie: Her hair is so greasy!
Harriet: With horrid highlights and layering! Her makeup is so thick!
Josie: ...and a fake Louis Vuitton purse. How unclassy.
by Babyxx July 30, 2007
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What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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north webster high school

A completely shirty school that reeks of slut pussy and shit that is located is Springhill, LA
by Ponyboy Lewis November 5, 2017
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Louise Webster

Louise Webster is the most beautiful, caring, intelligent, funny, nice and extremly amazing girl EVER to exist.
Louise Webster excedes the boundries of being beautiful and amazing hence this defenition.

i love her more than anything in the universe.

love thy name is louise webster
by Andy The sexy time king McBeth September 12, 2009
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