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brazilian walnut

The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.
by matt tagari January 27, 2014
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Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017
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Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018
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Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019
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Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.
Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!
by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019
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Big Walnut

A word describing someone that is incredibly old and feeble.
Hey, that guy’s kind of a Big Walnut.
by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021
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walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.
"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."
by Jawn June 4, 2005
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