shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020

Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Thought Vomit

1. Thrash/Punk band from Sebastopol, CA

2. An utter lack in verbal inhibition

3. The result of overthinking

That guy who won't shut up, everything he says is Thought Vomit

Or the people who look into things way too deeply... they turn everything into Thought Vomit

by Jordie Oz. the TV Clown January 8, 2010

Thought It Was Sweet

Another term for "salty." Being tricked. After being tricked you'll feel upset; embarrassed, mad, or pissed. Originated from Milwaukee, WI.

THOUGHT IT WAS SWEET! Lookin' ass!

by Tar Babyyy June 1, 2010

bro thoughts

When a guy has another guy friend in mind. Specifically in helping him get with a girl. The opposite of cock block.

"Dude, yesterday I was sitting on the beach with my friends Derrick and Ashley and they were really hitting it off, so I started having bro thoughts and went inside. Derrick thanked me later."

by W. C. Riley October 9, 2008