Split Them Cheeks

a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it's a hot girl that's dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it's a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks

boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you're rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile :)
girl: awww, so sweet. what's your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.

by mehigh2203 January 23, 2013

if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016

How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

by The Ws Crew January 5, 2009

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 May 11, 2011

fuck them kids

Response when someone says “what about the kids?” or “It’s for the kids”. Alternatively, a response to Wu-Tang being for the kids

But Wu-Tang is for the kids

Fuck them kids!!

by Shock Smoove December 27, 2021

dab on them haters

A certain phrase created by the Overrated Youtuber/Viner Jake Paul, this line is also used by his flock of sheep called "Jake Paulers". It is used by them when someone just says something they don't like instead of respecting the truth or their opinion or the statment they said, they just dab on them. Moral lesson: Not everyone who is popular or powerful is a good example

Cop: You do know that you are a fan of a Youtuber/Viner who drove his neighbours nuts.
Jake Pauler: YoUrE jUsT a HaTeR! dAb On ThEm HaTeRs! *dabs*

by Haishadesu October 17, 2017

up in them guts

Used by guys referring to his penis being buried in a womans vagina to the hilt or up in them guts.

I was buried so deep in her I was up in them guts.

by Kevin February 22, 2005