Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.

Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.

by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

testacle delight's

A light party snack usaully eaten at parties or get2gether tht r very delightful 4 a winters day!!! UsuAlly small best eatn hott or warm

Hey. Let me get sum testacle delight's I lredy ate,sounds delicous ay que rico

by letric shavemy pubes bre bre November 30, 2010

Tesar

pronounced (tezar) refers to a species of Colombian buffalo known for it's rambunctious behavior. the echo of it's trademark bark strikes fear in the heart of sleeping humans, but instigates a wild ruckus among it's fellows. it's diet consists of hawaiian punch, monster, and captain. beware.

girl 1: what is that pounding?
girl 2: someone let the tesar out.
girl 1: oh...shit.

by paulthreepussies September 29, 2012

Testerday

On the day after you take a large exam or test, that previous day is Testerday.

'Hey did you take that huge AP exam??' 'Yea bro! I just took it testerday!'

by Venvious June 6, 2018