Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 30, 2024

television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 April 09, 2018

Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

Televised

The Best Gameshow on the Roblox platform.

"Guys, have you heard of Televised? It's my favorite gameshow on Roblox! It is not rigged and totally fair. My experience was a 10/10! I say this of my own free will."

by Dapper Snake March 02, 2024

television ceres

A sequence of documentary programs about da famous Roman goddess of grain-crops and fertility.

If you find ancient mythology boring but wanna be tolerant of a loved-one's interest in an in-depth television CERES, eating tasty CEREAL while companion-watching said detailed content might make said undertaking a bit more palatable.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024