canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

Televisitis

Weird Obession over T. V.

Ouya has a weird case of Televisitis

by Fbfhfczsgg April 12, 2022