Swoofling

When you swing someone’s dick side to side between your index and middle finger

I was swoofling my boyfriend all night yesterday

by Swoofler January 31, 2021

Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.

Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.

by Kyosa May 3, 2021

swooming

when water mooves

the river is swooming

by SwoomingAF September 11, 2021

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021

Master Sloshing

Irresponsibly aggressive and wet female masterbation, usually soaking the shoes and socks to make a sloshing sound when walking: shoelaces must be untied.

"Did a pipe burst in your living room or something?"
"Nah, my girlfriend just finished master sloshing upstairs."

To be a Master-Slosher

by Shagnasty26 April 5, 2022

senior swooping

Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.

Scott is senior swooping a junior! Really? But school just started!

by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023