super swamper

The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.

Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!

by Covered in mud December 11, 2007

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.

"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007

gusset swamper

to fill the pussy with seamen!

i fucked her and i filled her pussy rite up! iam a gusset swamper

by moon man motty muncher December 16, 2008

sample

1. Sex, especially without caressing, coercion, cuddling or foreplay.

2. A piece of pussy.

3. A piece of dick.

4. A quickie.

This can also be expressed as "a sample."

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006

swamper

A big monster truck with enormous wheels/tires on it, great for going "mudding".

"Dude came rolling up in this big swamper."

by HypeAustin April 20, 2008