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rey skywalker

when you truly want the most shit show of puke you will ever see balls of urine will drown your eyes while coughing up butthole sand from your gross ass trans gf with dom toretto constantly repeating the word family the smell of shitlemon in the air
who are you? ( im rey.... rey skywalker )
by rey skywalker November 23, 2021
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skibidi skinwalker

dirty sluts that chat to other peoples lads 🤣
omg neve is such a skibidi skinwalker she was chatting to logan!!
by kittylicker420 September 23, 2023
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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Skinwalker

My made up slang of a Navajo Tribal legend. It means, I'll walk on your skin. As in sexual.
Yeah, baby. I'm a Skinwalker.
by Brandon Youngblood Kee January 21, 2009
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Skinwalker

•A person who has not had their foreskin removed.
•A person with foreskin.
-“Did you get your son clipped?” “Nah, he’s a skinwalker”
-“I heard Tommy is skinwalker” “Ew gross”
-“Jessica prefers a skinwalker, she’s a fan of the turtleneck
by BIGM!LK February 23, 2022
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sunwater

Sunwater has some large porkchops and small boobs.
by Braedyn October 31, 2007
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Skinwalker

A creature so powerful, that when spoken of by William Shatner, can destroy your sex life in a split second
I was having sex with this hot broad but the skinwalker disrupted my boner
by Flesh Sprinter January 5, 2023
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