stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010

Strobing

(verb) the act of listening to the song "strobe" by deadmau5, henceforth living life to the fullest. Some have argued that it adds a 4th dimension the mundane reality of normal life, especially upon hitting the drop at 6:50.

Dude, I was strobin' today while studying for finals.

I don't know how people live life without strobing.

Dude, when I strobe, everything just makes sense.

Hey man, what are you doin?
I'm strobin' on my way to practice.

Dude, I creamed my levi's today when I hit the drop.
You were doing what?
Strobin'

by bonchburger5 October 6, 2012

strokin it

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

by luke March 12, 2003

Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013