An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
by Lee Richards July 11, 2010
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1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
by Xeonai November 6, 2011
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Man's position resembles "The Big Dipper (AKA Orange Squeeze)" or for some maybe "Little Dipper" :)
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by printspitcher March 24, 2009
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Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013
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