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sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.
by Tack January 24, 2006
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splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.
My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.
I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.
by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011
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splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.
"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"
by matt panacci June 16, 2008
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splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.
Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.
by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017
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fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.
Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter
by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016
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Splainers

People who use humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…
Jenny cracked me up. Her splainers about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.
by MementoMMN December 9, 2010
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