Splama

Something Putrid like a monkeys anus.

Holy crap that old lady is splama!

by BYAHH October 26, 2006

Shlarm

n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.

I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.

by Noch-Thail January 9, 2010

Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.

by johann m September 27, 2011

Splarch

Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.

Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?

Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.

Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")

Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.

by Wa-Tah! August 3, 2013

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

Splurmazing

Adj.

A word used to describe an earth-shattering orgasm.

"It was the first time you went down on me for months, and it was fucking splurmazing."

by dizzyeyedbex October 6, 2016

Splarf

When you are going so fast you barf, and it hits you or someone close to you.

I threw up and the guy next to me got splarfed!

by VixtheKrankster February 15, 2017