the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
by CosmiClovers May 09, 2010
A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 11, 2009
The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
by Boxymoron February 09, 2005
by belial47 May 20, 2008
My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!
by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008
by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010
by lancaster505 June 05, 2006