Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Last minute shopper

When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.

Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..

by tunezz January 19, 2015

Undertime Slopper

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Person1: I love Undertime Slopper

Person2: I love Undertime Slopper!

by Barrel_Inhabitant January 4, 2023

Dr. skipper

If you find that your pathetic collection of nickles and dimes is hardly enough for a much needed can/bottle/2 litter of Dr. Pepper, never fear! The inovative minds of Safeway Select have created for us Dr. Skipper. A name so delightfully familiar that we know what it's supposed to be a rip off of, yet still safe from the snapping jaws of soda company attourneys. You may find the price to be narly.

Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.

"Hey guys, I searched the couch cushions today, how's about I spring for a two litter of Dr. Skipper!"

"Sure, sounds grand!"

"Thanks man, you're narly to the max"

by fondoo August 2, 2005

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Heart stopper animal kingdom sub

A sandwitch ordered at Subway that comprises of every meat filling but no fruit or veg.

Called the Heart stopper animal kingdom sub as it raises your colestral and kills as many animals as possible in just one sandwitch.

Fat guy: Can I have one Heart stopper animal kingdom sub.

Subway worker: Wow, just wow...

by Curtaspian January 3, 2010

Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010