Shitbail

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

Shitballs

Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.

"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."

by Hoolio, King of Nothing July 30, 2003

shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005

shitabrick

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression

I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>

by jmil September 21, 2003

Shitbreaker

A game called Brickbreaker for the Blackberry Smartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.

I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.

by M Reavey March 19, 2008

shittard

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009

Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008