Shirtless Picture

A photo with someone in it thats shirtless, and you can see a bit of the shirtless area.

check out my nice shirtless picture!

by Proffesur June 12, 2018

shipless

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Shartlesville

n. a nowhere town, that has nothing in it.

This place is such a shartlesville, they don't even have a McDonald's!

I never go to that shartlesville, only grandma's live there and there is nothing to do!

by Littlehixie March 3, 2009

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Sharpest

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag

"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"

by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005

sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.

Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.

by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021