1) Getting onto a bus after a night out that is going to a completely different county.

2) Getting up and going to a house party with complete strangers after been put to bed because you were much too drunk to handle life.
3) Getting a concussion from falling and hitting your head off the floor after drinking a liter of vodka and a liter of cider when you know that you get drunk off a naggan.

4) When you refer to your alter ego as being a male, psychopathic, serial killer.

5) When you are working in a hospital full of mentally ill patients and you're the craziest of them all.

Al the above situations are the actions of a "Complete Moron"

OH yeah that's right you went to Butt Crack U.