sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.

Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.

by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010

mammoboarded

A form of torture more severe than waterboarding, wherein boobs are placed in vice grips to ensure they're cancer free.

Waterboarding is for pussies; I've just been mammoboarded.

by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010

Zombie sex

The act of screwing somebody's brains out.

That Zombie sex was so amazing, I've lost all my brain cells.

by Trick_or_tweet April 28, 2010