shank

to have a wank whilst having a shit

ben are u having a shank? cos i can hear u slapping and it smells like shit.

by schmena June 19, 2008

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008

shank

to steal something from someone's house, to have sex with your boy's girlfriend,

I shanked this cd from that kid's house. I shanked Tony by fucking Veronica.

by Damis January 14, 2003

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu April 4, 2009

shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 September 5, 2007

shank

slice

Roger Federer doesnt shank enough

by dcdcdc November 15, 2009