shwingtastic

The epitome of awesome. Usually used to describe an event that is remarkably positive in ones favor. Also can be used to describe the immediate boner you get when a chick is super uber hot.

If one makes all of their opponents cups on a rebuddle in beer pong its shwingtastic.

Guy: Dude I heard you fucking in your room last night 8 doors down the hallways!
Guy 2: I know! It was shwingtastic.

by Myles Coch January 18, 2009

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

For the schwinn!

A biker expression for a stunt pulled on a bike that can only be summarized as badass, or for the win, except in biker terms.

"Holy shit! He did did a 360 on his bike"
"For the schwinn!"

by HailHypnotoad September 28, 2008

Schwinn

1. Name of a brand of popular bicycle.
2. Term originated at the University of Central Florida in the fall of 1999, to describe a loose woman whom every person has coitus with, or in layman's terms, everybody can screw, similar to a town bicycle.

"Yo, that dumb schwinn will bang you if you give her the time of day!"

by The Stallion October 30, 2004

Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

schwinky

The new word for awesome.
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.

So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!

This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.

by Team SCHWINKY May 19, 2008

Schping

Verb: To have sex with, plow, bang, or ejaculate.

Present tense: " I would definitely schping her"
Past tense: "Ya, I schpinged on her face"

by Sir Kring January 18, 2007