Schmerial

A magical mermaid the rivals the extreme coolness of Ariel from the Little mermaid. This mermaid was discovered by the famous explorer/laundramat owner named Lake Deer. She was discovered in a pool. She has really large lips, really, really, large. They are so large that sometimes they get in the way of things, like in the process of eating or drinking or even sleeping. Schmerial enjoys crawling along the beach, swimming, chatting with her father, and playing in the depths of hell which she often travels to. Schmerial has an odd voice which can travel very large distances. She likes dolphins because they swim with her to the grocery store. Schmerial is slimy but has a highly pertrusive beauty about her aura. Everybody loves schmerial, except when she is running amock. Then everbody does not love schmerial so much. Also, everybody does not love schmerial as much when she has to remove her fin for surgery

Lisa:What is that thing in the pool?

Lago: Why, that's Schmerial.

Lisa: Oh, well are you hungry?

Lago: Yeah

Lisa: Wanna make some eggs?

Lago: yeah i would like that, as long as there is salt and pepper in the house.

Lisa: yeah there is

Lago: good thing

Lisa: yep. i saw schmerial once before

by GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA September 30, 2007

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

schwrr

schwrr s anthr wrd fr krstn.

m gs lk: "krst y r sch schwrr..."
krstn gs lk: "f shzzl m nzzl!!"

by macist February 8, 2005

schmard

A combination of "schmuck" and "tard", used as an insult against a dumb asshole.

Jim failed his exam because he cheated off the blind girl! What a schmard!

by wilhelm klaus May 12, 2010

schmarmy

to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.

"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."

by Jimmy Pol. January 8, 2007

schurr high school

Schurr High School is an all white school. Very few Asians. They aren't as smart as people make them out to be. 90% of the graduates end up on the streets. No one likes them. As well.

Schurr High School is the worst school. Go to Santana High instead.

by TooSwaggyForYou October 13, 2013