ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

Rancho Relaxo

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax

1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!

by mattosbueno December 17, 2008

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

roachery

a term used when someone is acting out of character & way out of line.

The roachery of Noah is not immaculate.

by taexxkenzi March 31, 2020

Ram ranch 85

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A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship
Yo, what are those letters I see?
N, I, G, G, A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft filled with niggas?
Ohh fuck

Verse 1
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Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck raw boys

Verse 2
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Gonna be butt fucked huge hard nigga cocks
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Huge hard cocks, hard as rocks
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Butt holes in the air
Huge hard cocks

Fucking them, fucking 'em, fucking those boys
Cum a flowing cum a flowing cum a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore

YO swallow all that cum boys
YO huge hard cocks hard as rocks
Fucken and fuken and fucken those white boys
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12 inch cocks hard as rocks
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Buttholes in the air begging for more, begging for more, begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore

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by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

coke roach

a roach that either has a coke body, or a coke that looks like a roach.

it can also be used at random moments.

*dead chat*
ave: coke roach
alex: coke roach
ayden: coke roach

by ave locks January 19, 2022

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023