by Definitely not Savage October 6, 2019
Get the Roy-Ultmug. by fetmeister April 11, 2009
Get the Sigfried and Roymug. Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.
by YAWA December 11, 2017
Get the Roy Mooreonmug. One crazy ass mothafucker. Survived 7 lightning strikes, then eventually commited suicide. Hey, I don't blame him...if God hated me that much, I'd kill myself too.
1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
1942: Sullivan was hit for the first time when he was in a fire lookout tower. The lightning bolt struck him in a leg and he lost a nail on his big toe.
1969: The second bolt hit him in his truck when he was driving on a mountain road. It knocked him unconscious and burned his eyebrows.
1970: The third strike burned his left shoulder while in his front yard.
1972: The next hit happened in a ranger station. The strike set his hair on fire. After that, he began to carry a pitcher of water with him. He also started to believe that some higher power was trying to kill him, according to a 1989 St. Petersburg Times article.
August 7, 1973: A lightning bolt hit Sullivan on the head, blasted him out of his car, and again set his hair on fire
June 5, 1974: Sullivan was struck by the sixth bolt in a campground, injuring his ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud, thought that it was following him, tried to run away, but was still struck.
June 25, 1977: The seventh and final lightning bolt hit him when he was fishing. Sullivan was hospitalized for burns in his chest and stomach.
The chances of being hit seven times by lightning in your life are about 1 in 16 septillion.
Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
Roy Sullivan: GOD DAMN IT, not again..
God: I heard that, see you next year ;)
by Bun B THE OG September 9, 2007
Get the Roy Sullivanmug. by Tam Roy November 17, 2017
Get the Tam Roymug. 1. The worst receiver in the history of the Dallas Cowboys. Cost the Cowboys many picks and a lot of money for nothing. A 24 million dollar player who owns the bench and needs to carry his own damn pads.
2. To drop the ball; the opposite of being mossed or wayned
3. A person who gets paid lots of money to underperform.
2. To drop the ball; the opposite of being mossed or wayned
3. A person who gets paid lots of money to underperform.
Example 1
Person 1: Can you carry in the groceries in from the car?
Person 2: Carry your own damn groceries Roy...
Person 1: My bad, Dez
Example 2
Person 1: Dude, I get paid to just sit there...
Person 2: You lucky son of a Roy Williams.
Person 1: Can you carry in the groceries in from the car?
Person 2: Carry your own damn groceries Roy...
Person 1: My bad, Dez
Example 2
Person 1: Dude, I get paid to just sit there...
Person 2: You lucky son of a Roy Williams.
by AP73 August 19, 2010
Get the Roy Williamsmug. by Mike Barlow June 12, 2008
Get the turk roymug.