reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

the reddington

When you Shotgun a beer and use that beer as a waterfall bong at the same time, after shotgunning the beer you take the hit that is left over from the waterfall. and you have successfully completed the reddington

to successfully complete the reddington you need a Waterbottle full of beer with a hole at the bottom for your mouth, slide on top to pull after and something to smoke (legal of course)

by David Preston Midgley Jr. February 14, 2009

Further reading

If you enjoyed this mini series of the tragedies of life and love …

And want to read further the topics discussed or the seeds that spark this most humble form of consciousness …

Metaphysics of end times .. by god himself manifested ( gushing I know .. )

End times a guide to bible prophecy and the last days by modern day Moses ..

Pendulum .. most books cover basics

Anything that opens your mind .. makes tog think .. question .. appreciate .. maybe even hope …

The joy of abstinence … by myself … a journey to the centre of yourself … ok this one isn’t real …

Further reading …

Further reading … or you could live here .. trapped forever … feeding the minds of clones …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023

force-reading

The act of compelling oneself to read highly tedious or difficult material, whether in book, journal or electronic format, particularly under pressure to do so within a specified deadline. A technique commonly employed by students working on essays or dissertations, or persons working late at night preparing for a presentation or exam the following day.

"I was force-reading the paper, hoping to spark my interest in politics and finally start working on my thesis"

by Kashish July 7, 2009

lip reading

Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.

Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.

by domino woodstock October 28, 2013

the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022

reading

The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting

"Reading...ain't nobody got time for that."

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 26, 2017