Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

Procrasturbator

A person who puts off pleasuring themselves.

She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.

by Stirling Argus May 23, 2013

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009

procrasturbate

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.

Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?

by 646465 May 28, 2008