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Pocketslide

A pocketslide occurs when someone, often someone unfortunate, has a lot of content in their pockets, and when they for example sit down, all their pocket-content falls out.

When this happens on a bus, it is called a busfuck, because the bus pretty much fucked you by doing a really sudden turn. This can also be referred to as a floor sweep because all of the contents will fall down on the floor and "sweep" the floor as it slides down the isle.
D:What's got you so down?
S:Pocketslide... Ten packs of condoms just flew down the isle.
D:Lol, what you need those for?
S:Sex...lol...
D:Funny guy
S:No, seriously, i use these for sex
D:No you don't, pornhub premium member
S: Stfu
by ijustcame December 4, 2009
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Pockets on emp

When your broke, ain't got no cash on your ass, have no money.
Aye you gotta dollar?...my pockets on emp rn.
by Ant.Thee.Stallion October 28, 2021
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pocketpost

Shitpost that involves pockets. Invented by r/5t44t4yf5frt3
time to shitpost, pocketpost time too
by Nekromancers May 20, 2022
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not pockets

n., adj.
not pockets are those remaining pockets of fat that stick after many months of strenuous exercise. They make you look less hot. The opposite of not pockets would be, hot pockets. Hot pockets are the positive fatty areas that are atrractive. Hot pockets include: boobs and bootie (of course, those areas are not always considered "hot pockets." they can also be "not pockets.")
whoah, nothin' hot about that girl, just a bunch of not pockets goin on!
by melbeann June 10, 2009
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Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.
Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.
by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013
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chicken pockets

"The best part about KFC is you can use the left-overs for Chicken Pockets".
by giokup April 29, 2016
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