Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 23, 2022

Poach

A word used by Fancy Developers to sound smart when describing an agreement with a neighboring tenant.

Fancy Eric seems to think Wal-Mart will agree to a POACH Parking agreement

by 2XSecretProbation March 3, 2021

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree November 4, 2017

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017