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Peanut Butter Snatch is where a girl rubs peanut butter on her snatch and the peanut butter is licked off.
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3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
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