Plastic Paddy

A person who retains a strong sense of Irish cultural identity despite not having been born in Ireland or being of only partial (if any) Irish descent; generally used in referance to Irish-English or Irish-Americans. Percieved as irritating poseurs by Irish nationals.

That American wishes he was Irish. He's just a plastic paddy.

by SullySullivan December 28, 2005

paddington bear

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.

That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.

by ben_waballs December 24, 2008

paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Pulling the Padge

To Masturbate

He walked in on my pulling the padge

by TimCook May 14, 2021

paddy wagon

I nickname given to a vehicle police use to transport prisoners. The name came from the New York Draft riots of 1863. The Irish at the time were the poorest people in the city. When the draft was implemented it had a provision for wealthier people to buy a waiver. The Irish rioted, and the term Paddy wagon was coined.

Patrick, Michael, Sean throw those damnn Irish in the Paddywagon.

by Paddy Noonan May 13, 2005

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

by shewes February 3, 2009

Padeep

(puh-deep) tr. v.

1. To obtain things of great value from any source at no cost to oneself by means of slick northwoods used-car-salesman techniques.

2. Making a woman do your laundry for you.

3. Fornication.

4. The act of fabricating wild tales of the night before last.

5. Putting in a fat lip.

Man, Matt really padeeped the shit out of that chick last night! She blew him, did his laundry, fetched him a beer and gave him the title to her car!

by claggis August 2, 2010