Optimystique

Being optimistic with no particular reason.

I have no job no money but I'm optimystique anyway

by Jimmy Cinders October 3, 2010

Optiminal

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.

Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.

by Proto :D May 4, 2020

Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.

Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.

by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009

Optimistic

Optimistic is being hopeful for a blowjob

Dan , always optimistic, took a shower so Jenn would put his weiner in her mouth

by 3d1technology1 May 2, 2018

optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

optimisticism

A combination of optimism and mysticism. When a philosopher or undergraduate student or other fanatical thinker comes up with a proof for why life is not a chaotic series of meaningless events ending in death. There are always serious problems with these arguments, so "optimisticism" always carries a negative connotation, similar to quaint or foolish.

Hegel's arguments for why mankind will one day see the realisation of the full freedom of the "spirit" in the real world add up to nothing but optimisticism.

The hippies thought they could create the perfect world with their optimisticism.

The president's speech was littered with the usual optimisticism about the "free" market.

by moe sizlac October 19, 2007

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004