nuclear fuck

When you have sec after being expose to nuclear radiation causing your cum to glow in the dark

A nuclear fuck is

After the war I banged a girl and she became irradiated with glowing baby batter

by UC DANK MEME 420 August 20, 2017

nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker

damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now

by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017

nuclear cracker

When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic

Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status

by anonymous December 13, 2020

nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

nuclear suck

A great atom-splitting blow job aka a suck bomb. First coined by a US hockey team traveling Sweden.

Maddy gave me the fatest nuclear suck bomb last night.

by patg13 June 14, 2017

Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011