nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker

damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now

by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017

nuclear warming

A bizarre, nonsensical term, used as a prelude to an insanity defense

"The biggest problem we have in the whole world — it's not global warming, it's nuclear warming, and all it takes is one madman and you're gonna have a problem the likes of which the world has never seen."

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

nuclear suck

A great atom-splitting blow job aka a suck bomb. First coined by a US hockey team traveling Sweden.

Maddy gave me the fatest nuclear suck bomb last night.

by patg13 June 14, 2017

Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

Krap Nuclear

N. A person who plays FPS and who is adept at catching enemy ammunition.... in the face.

V. Krap Nucleared: Dying in a FPS multiplayer match in an entertaining way.

As a Noun:
Bob: "Wow, you sure are a regular Krap Nuclear, Tom!"
Tom: "Gee, Thanks man."

As a Verb:
Bob: "Holy Shit! Did you see that guy get totally Krap Nucleared?"
Tom: "Dude!, It was like a bad LSD trip!"

by TexasSandman13 March 1, 2009

Nuclear Sunset

A nuclear sunset is the first thing that is seen after a nuclear bomb explodes. The sky will resemble that of a gorgeous, golden sunset like that of a not yet completed sundown. Immediately the orange light from the blast will protrude the sky and blot out all light from the sun. This can happen at any hour of the day and even at night and still look all the same; this is because no matter what amount of light is present in the sky, the blast from the nuke will outshine anything mankind has ever seen. Anyone who sees a nuclear sunset never sees anything again, or it was simply the last thing in life they see before their death which would follow in the moments to come. Truly a sight to behold, but also one too costly

The man watched as the afternoon sky went from blue to gold as the nuclear sunset took effect... This was the last thing the man ever saw

by Lord Pain May 12, 2021