Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas January 01, 2024

Nikola

Nikola is a serbian guy who‘s good at basketball.His dick is also as big as a whale.

Boy1: Be careful nikola is a though player

Girl2: His dick destroyed me

by 123gglol1 November 22, 2021

Nikola

Nikola is a dickhead.

Look at that Nikola, what a douche.

by Enkilol November 21, 2021

Nikola

Croat that will never play NPL

look at that guy run, what a nikola

by Citrus Mobile November 06, 2020

Nikolas

The absolute sweetest man you'll ever meet. You'll really want him, but be too scared to try because of your fear of rejection.

Nikolas is such a sweetheart

by October 31, 2020

Nikola

The definition of perfect.

Omg, look at him, he’s so a Nikola

by November 22, 2021

Nikola

Huge dick.

Guy 1: Yo bro look at that guy, he's paaaacking
Guy 2: Of course he's packing, that's Nikola

by Toyota BLYAT November 22, 2021