carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Rug Muncher

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

by The Names Luna June 7, 2018

The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

by Birdcage June 10, 2008

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight

smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!

by A wood December 25, 2008