mooch

Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.

Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.

by Mr. Sadistik February 3, 2012

Moocher

1) Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.

2)A hobo who bugs someone for change

1)That hobo's a damn moocher.

2)If that moocher doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to kick his ass

by Jim-Bob May 2, 2003

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006

MooCow

One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!

I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?

by HellKatTsms April 23, 2007

mooch

A period of 10 days (like a fortnight is 2 weeks, a mooch is 2 business weeks)

That guy was so bad at his job, he only lasted a mooch.

by zoosnack August 16, 2017

Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.

"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."

by whyaminotapanda April 18, 2018

Moock

A common misspelling of mook, or in reference to the proper name, Moock. All Moocks, strangely enough, are mooks. Basically an idiot.

see mook

That Colin can't get his head out of his own ass. What a moock.

by vertigo December 29, 2005