Maser Face

The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".

Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!

by DMNtrotter December 9, 2010

streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Miner's Stew

The dirty remnants on a male penis upon withdrawing from the anus after thoroughly ass mining one's partner.

Carl told his girlfriend to prep her ass better next time before letting him mine and plunder her bung. The last time produced way too much miner's stew to his liking.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2015

aluminum miner

Person that looks for cans in the trash

Hey why don't you give that aluminum miner over there by the grocery cart my coke can.

by Pedro El Mexicano August 31, 2006

five miler

a person who is born, grows up, goes to school, gets a job or goes to college all within a 5 mile radius of their childhood home. someone too afraid to get out of their hood to live anywhere else.

Geez can't you ever get out of this town or are you a five miler?
Why can't we go to Bridgeton. Are you a five miler ?
There is more to the world than this town you five miler.

by phillybound December 6, 2013

lol @ the miners

A common phrase used when you feel like laughing at miners.

Joe: "those Beaconsfield miners are my heroes!"
Logan: "dude. they pissed in each other's mouths..."
Joe: "lol @ the miners"

by mqrk February 7, 2008

Maseray

A beautiful Darkskin girl that has big dreams. Usually has an attitude but never switches up on her friends. She says she won't have any kids but really wants kids. She is a charm, find you a Maseray, she's a keeper.

Maseray is beautiful.

by Bigzaddyc November 27, 2016