Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are large and dangly and meatloaf-like.

Dang that's a gross meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon Desmarais February 28, 2009

Meatloaf Leftovers

Take a leftover meat loaf and make a sandwich with two pieces of bread, ketchup, a slice of meatloaf and a slice of cheese. After making the sandwich, go upstairs and rape your wife. Then eat the meatloaf sandwich.

Yo man, my wife made meatloaf so tonight I'm gonna be having meatloaf leftovers.

by Mr. Solon November 12, 2008

Texas Meatloaf

This is a rather involved and racial sex act, please do not read if you hate Black or Homosexual persons.

A Texas meatloaf is when an overly hick Texan grabs an obese Black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. The obese Black man has many a roll on his body and the Texan must fuck each crevasse of the Black man's fat rolls as he would titty fuck a woman. A common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a Texas Meatloaf the ketchup is substituted with the ranch owner's wife's menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man's body.

Sean grabbs a fat, black version of Omar of the street for a Texas meatloaf and uses his wife Jessica period juices to lubricate Omar's fat rolls.

by Seanfish and Co. July 2, 2007

MEATLOVER NIPPLES

Worse then pepperoni nipples they resemble pepperoni, sausage AND canadian bacon!!!

Did you see Nick with his shirt off??? That motherfucker had meatlover nipples!!!!!!!!

by Nate T March 31, 2008

Meatloaf

A fat, uneducated, poorly groomed piece of shit that creeps around your organization looking for a free buzz. Usually a little quiet at first but unable to shut the fuck up once the conversation begins although he clearly overstepped the line. Usually with his emo buddies that wear female pants and keep their hair long so they can all sit around and braid it before they tuck each other in at night.

Guy: Who is that fat ass over there with the girl
Guy 2: oh thats Meatloaf and his emo roomate.... hopefully they wont be here much longer.

by DjpcX December 29, 2010

italian meatloaf

when you are doing someone up the butt, and when you jizz, shit gets stuck in it and it stays on your dick when you pull it out.

Dude I boned this hot redhead in the ass last night, but came out with an italian meatloaf

by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).

Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013