Mares

Sexiest person alive

Your mom thinks I’m a Mares

by Definitelynotapseudonym November 21, 2021

Red mare

female horse of red color. They are known for being bitches, which is true. But they can be pretty amazing too.

This red mare is a piss head

by anonymous November 3, 2021

Mare

A sassy horse who can be in any mood when you see her. Good at shows but lazy and sassy at the barn. Fun to ride if you can ride her well.

That mare is not in a good mood today

by Lili and Sara September 11, 2021

dry mare

Noun. The opposite of a wet dream.

1. He took his shirt off and I had a dry mare. 2. Your detailed story of walking in on your grandparents has given me a dry mare.

by Heiney11 October 16, 2012

Shane's Mare

That's the name of the horse you ride when you you don't have a horse. You walk.

Q: How you gettin to town?
A: I'm takin Shane's mare.

by wotboa July 12, 2012

Mareed

Waleed Shokr and his friends

Waleed is so mareed someone please kill me

by cat1819 December 26, 2018

Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France

I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.

by Pink warrior June 16, 2018